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IF THIS AIN’T ROCKABILLY… YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!
Words by: Laflamme & Izbinsky and music by: Laflamme
I AIN’T GONNA SING ABOUT A CADILLAC
AND I AIN’T GONNA PRETEND THAT I ROCK ALL NIGHT
NO I AIN’T GONNA SING ABOUT A STUPID RUMBLE
AND I’M SICK OF THOSE SONGS ABOUT HOT-RODS
IF THIS AIN’T ROCKABILLY… YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!
I AIN’T GONNA SING ABOUT A LONESOME TRAIN
AND I AIN’T GONNA SAY THAT I’M A GAMBLIN’ MAN
NO I DON’T CARE ABOUT MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE
AND DRINKIN’ MARTINIS AIN’T COOL TO ME
IF THIS AIN’T ROCKABILLY… YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!
I DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT BETTY PAGE
SHE AIN’T SEXY AND DANCES LIKE A HORNY COW
DON’T WANNA BE A PART OF YOUR FASHION PARADE
LEAVE ME OUT OF IT ‘CAUSE YOU’RE ALL GAY
I AIN’T GONNA SING ABOUT A CADILLAC
AND I AIN’T GONNA PRETEND THAT I ROCK ALL NIGHT
NO I AIN’T GONNA SING ABOUT A STUPID RUMBLE
AND I’M SICK OF THOSE SONGS ABOUT HOT-RODS
IF THIS AIN’T ROCKABILLY… YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!
I DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT BETTY PAGE
SHE AIN’T SEXY AND DANCES LIKE A HORNY COW
DON’T WANNA BE A PART OF YOUR FASHION PARADE
LEAVE ME OUT OF IT ‘CAUSE YOU’RE ALL GAY
I AIN’T GONNA SING ABOUT A LONESOME TRAIN
AND I AIN’T GONNA SAY THAT I’M A GAMBLIN’ MAN
NO I DON’T CARE ABOUT MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE
AND DRINKIN’ MARTINIS AIN’T COOL TO ME
IF THIS AIN’T ROCKABILLY… YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!
IF THIS AIN’T ROCKABILLY… YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!
IF THIS AIN’T ROCKABILLY… YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!
© 2006 Northern Redneck Music
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Circular Motion
02:05
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CIRCULAR MOTION
Words & music by: Laflamme
WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU AT THE DOWNTOWN STATION
I ALREADY FELT FOR YOU A GREAT ATTRACTION
IT WAS AS IF I DRANK A MAGIC POTION
THAT MADE ME LOVE YOU AND LOSE MY LOCOMOTION
BUT IT TOOK-TOOK-TOOK ME ONLY A SECOND
TO SEE-SEE-SEE THAT YOU’RE DIFFERENT
AND IT LEAVE-LEAVE-LEAVE-LEAVE ME FREAKIN’ OUT
CAUSE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT A LITTLE ACTION
AND MY LONGNECK GOOSE IS ON LEVITATION
YOU DO THIS CIRCULAR MOTION IN FRONT OF ME
A LOTTA GALS ASKED ME FOR A RELATION
BUT YOU’RE THE ONE THAT HAVE MY AFFECTION
I GUESS I WOULD SAY YOU’RE MY PERFECTION
WITH YOU I FEEL LIKE I’M ONE IN A MILLION
BUT IT TOOK-TOOK-TOOK ME ONLY A SECOND
TO SEE-SEE-SEE THAT YOU’RE DIFFERENT
AND IT LEAVE-LEAVE-LEAVE-LEAVE ME FREAKIN’ OUT
CAUSE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT A LITTLE ACTION
AND MY LONGNECK GOOSE IS ON LEVITATION
YOU DO THIS CIRCULAR MOTION IN FRONT OF ME
BUT IT TOOK-TOOK-TOOK ME ONLY A SECOND
TO SEE-SEE-SEE THAT YOU’RE DIFFERENT
AND IT LEAVE-LEAVE-LEAVE-LEAVE ME FREAKIN’ OUT
CAUSE WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT A LITTLE ACTION
AND MY LONGNECK GOOSE IS ON LEVITATION
YOU DO THIS CIRCULAR MOTION IN FRONT OF ME
© 2006 Northern Redneck Music
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Dirty White Girl
02:38
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DIRTY WHITE GIRL
Words and music by: Laflamme
LIKE A SLAP IN MY FACE, LIKE A HIT ON MY HEAD
I WAS STUNNED BY THIS, YEAH! THIS AMAZING SIGHT
THEY WERE LIKE NUTHIN’, NO! NUTHIN’ I’VE EVER SEEN
YEAH! I NEVER THOUGHT I’D FIND SOMEDAY
THE PERFECT PAIR MADE JUST FOR ME
IS IT JUST A DREAM, I STILL CAN BELIEVE WHAT I SAW
MAN, I STARTED LOVING PHOENIX, ARIZONA
DIRTY WHITE GIRL, YOU’RE JUST WHAT I NEED
WELL, I KNOW I DON’T DESERVE IT, BUT…
I’D DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR TITS
I CAN’T STOP CONTEMPLATE THIS VERY AMAZING SIGHT
I CAN’T HELP IT IN MY PANTS IT’S GETTING REALLY TIGHT
DIRTY WHITE GIRL, LOOK WHAT YOU DO TO ME
LIKE A SNAKE LEAVING HIS LAIR
IT’S GROWING IN MY UNDERWEAR
CARISSA DiMICHELLE, YOU’RE JUST LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE
I’M FALLING ON MY KNEES SO I CAN HAVE A BETTER VIEW
DIRTY WHITE GIRL, NOW YOU GOT ME
BABE, I’LL FOLLOW IF YOU LEAD
‘CAUSE 34DD IS WHAT I NEED
© 2006 Northern Redneck Music
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Shave That Poodle
02:50
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SHAVE THAT POODLE
Words by: Laflamme, Izbinsky and Music by: Laflamme
WHEN I UNDRESS YOU AND I LOOK DOWN THERE
DON’T WANNA SEE THE NEIGHBOR’S DOG
WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE THE POODLE FROM NEXT DOOR
YOU KNOW YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG
JUST THE OTHER DAY WELL I MET SOME GIRL
WITH ENORMOUS BREASTS
BUT BETWEEN HER LEGS IT WAS SO GROSS
IT LOOKED LIKE A SPIDER’S NEST
AND I SAY
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
I WANT TO SHAVE THAT POODLE AWAY
MAYBE IN THE 50’s THEY LIKED TO PET
THOSE SHORT CURLY HAIR
FIFTY YEARS LATER WE DON’T WANNA PLAY
WITH WHAT LOOKS LIKE AN ANIMAL’S LAIR
AND WHEN YOU SEE ME WITH MY RAZOR BLADE
PLEASE DON’T YOU BE AFRAID
YOU KNOW I DON’T WANT TO HURT YOU BABY
I JUST WANT TO SEE THAT POODLE SHAVED
AND I SAY
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
I WANT TO SHAVE THAT POODLE AWAY
WHEN I UNDRESS YOU AND I LOOK DOWN THERE
DON’T WANNA SEE THE NEIGHBOR’S DOG
WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE THE POODLE FROM NEXT DOOR
YOU KNOW YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG
AND WHEN YOU SEE ME WITH MY RAZOR BLADE
PLEASE DON’T YOU BE AFRAID
YOU KNOW I DON’T WANT TO HURT YOU BABY
I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU SHAVED DOWN THERE
AND I SAY
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE¬
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
I WANT TO SHAVE THAT POODLE AWAY
© 2006 Northern Redneck Music
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I WANNA GO BACK TO COLLEGE
Words and music by: Laflamme
THE OTHER DAY I HAD A WALK TO THE COLLEGE
WHEN I SAW THOSE GIRLS IN UNIFORMS
I HAD A THOUGHT…
I WANT ‘EM ALL, THEY LOOK SO GOOD
A SMELL OF INNOCENCE IS TICKLING MY SENSES
I CAN’T CONTROL THIS FEELING
WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY
I THINK I’M MISSING THOSE DAYS
MANY PONYTAILS DANCING IN THE WIND
SPININ’ MINI-SKIRTS ARE TICKLING MY SIGHTS
I CAN’T CONTROL THIS FEELING
WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY
I THINK I’M MISSING THOSE DAYS
TURNING SEVENTEEN AGAIN
IS A DREAM EVERYBODY HAS
NOT FOR THE SAME REASONS THAT I HAVE
I THINK I WANNA GO BACK
I THINK I WANNA GO BACK
I WANNA GO BACK TO COLLEGE
INNOCENT LAUGHS AND SHINY LIPS
BOTH ARE TICKLING MY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
I CAN’T CONTROL THIS FEELING
WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY
I THINK I’M MISSING THOSE DAYS
TURNING SEVENTEEN AGAIN
IS A DREAM EVERYBODY HAS
NOT FOR THE SAME REASONS THAT I HAVE
I THINK I WANNA GO BACK
I THINK I WANNA GO BACK
I WANNA GO BACK TO COLLEGE
TURNING SEVENTEEN AGAIN
IS A DREAM EVERYBODY HAS
NOT FOR THE SAME REASONS THAT I HAVE
I THINK I WANNA GO BACK
I THINK I WANNA GO BACK
I WANNA GO BACK TO COLLEGE
I’M GOIN’ TO JAIL BUT I DON’T CARE, IT DOESN’T MATTER
THAT LIL’ TIGHT ASS IS WORTH THE TIME
THAT I’LL SPEND THERE
© 2006 Northern Redneck Music
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6. |
Sit On My Face
04:12
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SIT ON MY FACE
Words & Music by: Laflamme
YOU’RE DISAPPOINTED ‘BOUT MOST MEN YOU’VE EVER HAD
YOU’VE BEEN GOOD TO THEM BUT THEY TREATED YOU BAD
THEY NEVER GAVE IT BACK AND IT MADE YOU MAD
NOW DARLIN’ I’LL GIVE YOU SOME
I’LL BE THE ONE WHO MAKES YOU COME
WITH ALL YOUR TALENTS YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN IGNORED
YOU GAVE THEM ALL AND THEY KEPT ASKIN’ FOR MORE
YOU INVITE THEM BUT THEY ALL SHUT THE DOOR
NOW DARLIN’ I’LL GIVE YOU SOME
I’LL BE THE ONE WHO MAKES YOU COME
THEY SAY TO ROLL YOUR TONGUE SEVEN TIMES BEFORE YOU TALK
FOR YOU BABE I’LL BE GOOD, I’LL ROLL IT ALL NIGHT LONG
I KNOW WHAT YOU DESERVE
I’LL TREAT YOU LIKE YOU SHOULD
I WON’T DO YOU NO WRONG
NOW DARLIN’ IT’S YOUR TURN
DON’T BE SHY… SIT ON MY FACE
YOU’RE DISAPPOINTED ‘BOUT MOST MEN YOU’VE EVER HAD
YOU’VE BEEN GOOD TO THEM BUT THEY TREATED YOU BAD
THEY NEVER GAVE IT BACK AND IT MADE YOU MAD
NOW DARLIN’ I’LL GIVE YOU SOME
I’LL BE THE ONE WHO MAKES YOU COME
THEY SAY TO ROLL YOUR TONGUE SEVEN TIMES BEFORE YOU TALK
FOR YOU BABE I’LL BE GOOD, I’LL ROLL IT ALL NIGHT LONG
I KNOW WHAT YOU DESERVE
I’LL TREAT YOU LIKE YOU SHOULD
I WON’T DO YOU NO WRONG
NOW DARLIN’ IT’S YOUR TURN
DON’T BE SHY… SIT ON MY FACE
THEY SAY TO ROLL YOUR TONGUE SEVEN TIMES BEFORE YOU TALK
FOR YOU BABE I’LL BE GOOD, I’LL ROLL IT ALL NIGHT LONG
I KNOW WHAT YOU DESERVE
I’LL TREAT YOU LIKE YOU SHOULD
I WON’T DO YOU NO WRONG
NOW DARLIN’ IT’S YOUR TURN
DON’T BE SHY… SIT ON MY FACE
© 2006 Northern Redneck Music
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Pimp
01:45
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She's So Flat!
02:00
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SHE’S SO FLAT!
Words by: Laflamme & Sutt and music by: Laflamme
WELL, I LOVE MY GAL SHE’S THE CUTEST ONE AROUND
WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN SHE’S ALWAYS READY FOR LOVE
SHE MAY LOOK LIKE THE PERFECT ONE
BUT TWO THINGS ARE MISSING…
SHE’S SO FLAT! (YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT)
YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT! (YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT)
YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT…AND I DON’T CARE
YEAH! SHE’S GOT EYES OF THE BLUEST SKY
AND LONG BLOND HAIR FLOATING DOWN HER BACK
SHE MAY LOOK LIKE THE PERFECT ONE
STILL TWO THINGS ARE MISSING…
SHE’S SO FLAT! (YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT)
YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT! (YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT)
YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT…AND I DON’T CARE
WELL, I LOVE MY GAL SHE’S THE CUTEST ONE AROUND
WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN SHE’S ALWAYS READY FOR LOVE
SHE MAY LOOK LIKE THE PERFECT ONE
BUT TWO THINGS ARE MISSING…
SHE’S SO FLAT! (YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT)
YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT! (YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT)
YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT…AND I DON’T CARE
YEAH! SHE’S GOT EYES OF THE BLUEST SKY
AND LONG BLOND HAIR FLOATING DOWN HER BACK
SHE MAY LOOK LIKE THE PERFECT ONE
STILL TWO THINGS ARE MISSING…
SHE’S SO FLAT! (YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT)
YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT! (YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT)
YEAH! SHE’S SO FLAT…AND I DON’T CARE
WELL, MY GAL GOT SICK OF BEING THAT FLAT
SO SHE WENT TO SEE THE ONE WHO FIX THAT
NOW SHE LOOK LIKE THE PERFECT ONE
THE HEADLIGHTS ARE GLARING…
AND NOW SHE’S STACKED (YEAH! SHE’S NOT FLAT)
AND NOW SHE’S STACKED (YEAH! SHE’S NOT FLAT)
AND NOW SHE’S STACKED…SO NOW I CARE!
© 2006 Northern Redneck Music
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Jailbait
02:56
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JAILBAIT
Words and music by: Izbinsky, Laflamme
LAST YEAR YOU PLAYED WITH DOLLS
NOW YOU WANNA PLAY WITH ME
NO ONE’S BEEN THERE BEFORE
WELL,WELL BABY I WANNA BE THE FIRST
JAILBAIT, JAILBAIT, JAILBAIT
WON’T YOU BE MY MATE
JAILBAIT, JAILBAIT, JAILBAIT
JUST ANOTHER YEAR TO WAIT
YOUR AGE DON’T SCARE ME AT ALL
‘CAUSE YOUR DADDY’S GUN IS WORST
SHOULD I ANSWER YOUR PHONE CALLS
WILL YOU MAKE A JAILBIRD OUT OF ME?
JAILBAIT, JAILBAIT, JAILBAIT
WON’T YOU BE MY MATE
JAILBAIT, JAILBAIT, JAILBAIT
YOU’RE STILL TOO YOUNG TO DATE
I KEEP THINKIN’ ABOUT YOU
YOU ARE SO YOUNG AND PURE
I CAN’T GO ON WITHOUT YOU
YOU’RE GETTING SO MATURE
YOU ARE MY EVERY DREAM
WELL IT’S TORTURING ME
I WANNA TAKE YOU OUT
BUT YOU’RE STILL JAILBAIT…
JAILBAIT…
JAILBAIT, JAILBAIT, JAILBAIT
WON’T YOU BE MY MATE
JAILBAIT, JAILBAIT, JAILBAIT
JUST ANOTHER YEAR TO WAIT
JAILBAIT, JAILBAIT, JAILBAIT
YOU’RE STILL TOO YOUNG TO DATE
© 2006 Big Hollow Twang Music / Northern Redneck Music
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Milkshake Queen
01:57
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MILKSHAKE QUEEN
Words & Music by: Laflamme
SHE LIKES THE WAY IT TASTES IH-IN HER MOUTH
SHE LIKES THE WAY IT FEELS IH-IN HER THROAT
SHE SAYS THAT SHE DON’T CARE
AS LONG AS IT’S NOT TOO THICK
SHE’LL SLURP IT FROM HER PALM
OH YEAH! SHE’S MY MILKSHAKE QUEEN
YEAH! MY MILKSHAKE QUEEN
WELL NOTHING COMPARES TO MY MILKSHAKE QUEEN
SHE LIKES THE WAY IT DRIPS OH-ON HER FACE
SHE LIKES THE WAY IT SLIDES OH-ON HER CHIN
SHE SAYS THAT SHE DON’T CARE
AS LONG AS IT’S NOT TOO THICK
SHE’LL SLURP IT FROM HER PALM
OH YEAH! SHE’S MY MILKSHAKE QUEEN
YEAH! MY MILKSHAKE QUEEN
WELL NOTHING COMPARES TO MY MILKSHAKE QUEEN
SHE LIKES THE WAY IT STICKS IH-IN HER HAIR
SHE LIKES THE WAY IT BURNS IH-IN HER EYES
SHE SAYS THAT SHE DON’T CARE
AS LONG AS IT’S NOT TOO THICK
SHE’LL SLURP IT FROM HER PALM
OH YEAH! SHE’S MY MILKSHAKE QUEEN
YEAH! MY MILKSHAKE QUEEN
WELL NOTHING COMPARES TO MY MILKSHAKE QUEEN
SHE LIKES THE WAY IT TASTES IH-IN HER MOUTH
SHE LIKES THE WAY IT FEELS IH-IN HER THROAT
SHE SAYS THAT SHE DON’T CARE
AS LONG AS IT’S NOT TOO THICK
SHE’LL SLURP IT FROM HER PALM
OH YEAH! SHE’S MY MILKSHAKE QUEEN
YEAH! MY MILKSHAKE QUEEN
WELL NOTHING COMPARES TO MY MILKSHAKE QUEEN
SHE LIKES THE WAY IT DRIPS OH-ON HER FACE
SHE LIKES THE WAY IT SLIDES OH-ON HER CHIN
SHE SAYS THAT SHE DON’T CARE
AS LONG AS IT’S NOT TOO THICK
SHE’LL SLURP IT FROM HER PALM
OH YEAH! SHE’S MY MILKSHAKE QUEEN
YEAH! MY MILKSHAKE QUEEN
WELL NOTHING COMPARES TO MY MILKSHAKE QUEEN
© 2006 Northern Redneck Music
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(I BROKE YOUR HYMEN) YOU BROKE MY HEART
Words and music by: Laflamme
SADNESS AND PAIN IS ALL I CAN FEEL
SINCE YOU DECIDED TO BREAK MY HEART IN TWO
I KNOW YOU’RE YOUNG AND THERE’S A LOT TO SEE
I THOUGHT AFTER THIS FIRST TRY, AT LEAST, YOU WOULD LOVE ME
BUT I’M HERE WITH A BROKEN HEART
NOW THAT IT’S DONE YOU JUST DON’T CARE
YOU KEEP A-SAYIN’ THAT DEAL IS FAIR
‘ CAUSE I BROKE YOUR HYMEN, YOU BROKE MY HEART
WHEN I SAID I’D BE THE FIRST TO GO THAT FAR
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LOVE ME EVEN MORE
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT THIS PRETTY YOUNG SMILE
HIDES A MONSTER THAT MAKES ME WANNA DIE
BUT I’M HERE WITH A BROKEN HEART
NOW THAT IT’S DONE YOU JUST DON’T CARE
YOU KEEP A-SAYIN’ THAT DEAL IS FAIR
‘ CAUSE I BROKE YOUR HYMEN, YOU BROKE MY HEART
I SCREAM FOR VENGEANCE
BUT I THINK I FOUND A WAY
YOUR YOUNGER SISTER
I KNOW SHE LIKES ME
I COULD USE HER, HURT HER
AND THEN MAKE YOU PAY…!
I FEEL NO MORE THIS BROKEN HEART
IT’S KINDA FUN NOW THAT YOU CARE
I DID YOUR SISTER AND NOW IT’S FAIR
‘CAUSE I BROKE HER HYMEN AND I BROKE HER HEART
© 2006 Northern Redneck Music
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Little Girls
01:56
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LITTLE GIRLS
Words and music by: Laflamme
WHY HANG OUT WITH WOMEN
WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A CHOICE
NOT TO LISTEN TO COMPLAINTS
AND DOIN’ WHAT YOU WANT
OLDER GALS TAKE YOUR LIFE
AND FIX IT FOR THEIR OWN
IT’S LIKE BEING CHAINED IN A CELL
WITH NO HOPE TO GO OUT
BUT YOUNGSTERS LIKE CANDIES
THAT BRING ‘EM TO THE TOP
TO FEEL THE SUGAR IN THEIR THROAT
SO WHY DON’T GIVE ‘EM A LOLLYPOP
THERE’S NUTHIN’ LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
THERE’S NUTHIN’ LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
THERE’S NUTHIN’ LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
THERE’S NUTHIN’ …LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
YOUNGER GALS LIKE PLAYIN’ GAMES
AND PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG
AND THEY NEVER COMPLAINT
THAT I’M NEVER HOME
SO WHY WOULD I PICK A GIRL
OLDER THAN EIGHTEEN?
WHEN I CAN GET AN OTHER KIND
THAT IS SO NAÏVE
BUT YOUNGSTERS LIKE CANDIES
THAT BRING ‘EM TO THE TOP
TO FEEL THE SUGAR IN THEIR THROAT
SO WHY DON’T GIVE ‘EM A LOLLYPOP
THERE’S NUTHIN’ LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
THERE’S NUTHIN’ LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
THERE’S NUTHIN’ LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
THERE’S NUTHIN’ …LIKE A LITTLE GIRL
© 2004 Northern Redneck Music
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LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE
Words and music by: Laflamme
I GUESS YOU CAN TRY AND TRY
BUT BABY PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T CRY
OH NO! DARLIN’ I’M NOY THAT KINDA MAN
AND YOU CAN TELL THE OTHER GALS
THAT I PROMISED YOU THE WORLD
BUT YOU KNEW BABY, I’M NOT THAT KINDA MAN
DON’T BLAME FOR WHAT WE’VE DONE
WE DID IT AND NOW I’M GONE
YOU KNEW BABY THAT IT’D BE LIKE THAT
I DON’T NEED A GIRL TO TIE ME DOWN
I DON’T WANNA BE SOMEBODY’S OWN
YOU KNEW BABY I’M NOT THAT KINDA CAT
I NEVER SAID THAT I’LL BE YOUR MAN
I NEVER SAID THAT ONE DAY I WOULD HOLD YOUR HAND
I DON’T NEED A RELATIONSHIP
I DON’T WANNA BE IN SOMEONE’S GRIP
OH NO! DARLIN’ YOU SHOULD LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE
I GUESS YOU CAN TRY AND TRY
BUT BABY PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T CRY
OH NO! DARLIN’ I’M NOY THAT KINDA MAN
AND YOU CAN TELL THE OTHER GALS
THAT I PROMISED YOU THE WORLD
BUT YOU KNEW BABY, I’M NOT THAT KINDA MAN
I NEVER SAID THAT I’LL BE YOUR MAN
I NEVER SAID THAT ONE DAY I WOULD HOLD YOUR HAND
I DON’T NEED A GIRL TO TIE ME DOWN
I DON’T WANNA BE SOMEBODY’S OWN
OH NO! DARLIN’ YOU SHOULD LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE
I NEVER SAID THAT I’LL BE YOUR MAN
I NEVER SAID THAT ONE DAY I WOULD HOLD YOUR HAND
I DON’T NEED A GIRL TO TIE ME DOWN
I DON’T WANNA BE SOMEBODY’S OWN
OH NO! DARLIN’ YOU SHOULD LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE
© 2003 Northern Redneck Music
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MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, PUNCH A HIPPIE IN THE FACE
Words by: Laflamme & Gravel, Music by: Laflamme
I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET
WHEN I SAW A MAN WHO DIDN’T LOOK NICE
I WAS STARING AT HIS BARE FEET
YEAH HE LOOKED LIKE FUCKIN’ JESUS CHRIST
YEAH HE WAS SMELLY
MIXED WITH PATCHOULI
HE WAS SO HAIRY
YEAH SO GOD DAMN DIRTY
SINCE THEN NOW I FOUND MY WAY
HOW TO GET BETTER DAYS
I’LL MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
I’LL PUNCH A HIPPIE IN THE FACE
HE WAS TALKING ‘BOUT BEING FREE
HE SEEMED LIKE HE WAS ON A MISSION
HE WAS PREACHING TO ME HOW TO BE
HE WAS FULL OF CONTRADICTION
YEAH HE WAS SMELLY
MIXED WITH PATCHOULI
HE WAS SO HAIRY
YEAH SO GOD DAMN DIRTY
SINCE THEN NOW I FOUND MY WAY
HOW TO GET BETTER DAYS
I’LL MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
I’LL PUNCH A HIPPIE IN THE FACE
SMOKIN’ DRUGS SEEMED NOT HELPING HIM
HE BECAME WAY MORE ILLUMINATED
HE TOOK OFF HIS DIRTY CLOTHES
AND DANCE AND HUG TREES TOTALLY NAKED
YEAH HE WAS SMELLY
MIXED WITH PATCHOULI
HE WAS SO HAIRY
YEAH SO GOD DAMN DIRTY
SINCE THEN NOW I FOUND MY WAY
HOW TO GET BETTER DAYS
I’LL MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
I’LL PUNCH A HIPPIE IN THE FACE
© 2006 Northern Redneck Music
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15. |
Cherries & Chocolates
01:45
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CHERRIES & CHOCOLATES
Words & Music by: Laflamme
SHIT, FUCK, CUNT, BOOBIE, PENIS, ASS, COCKSUCKIN’
TITS, GLAND, ANAL SEX, BLOWJOB, PUSSY LICKIN’
SUCK, GAGGIN’, PISS, CUMMIN’, GANGBANG, MASTURBATIN’
TWAT, FACIAL, NIPPLE, ORGY, DEEPTHROAT AND ASS FUCKIN’
SHIT, FUCK, CUNT, BOOBIE, PENIS, ASS, COCKSUCKIN’
TITS, GLAND, ANAL SEX, BLOWJOB, PUSSY LICKIN’
SUCK, GAGGIN’, PISS, CUMMIN’, GANGBANG, MASTURBATIN’
TWAT, FACIAL, NIPPLE, ORGY, DEEPTHROAT AND ASS FUCKIN’
SHIT, FUCK, CUNT, BOOBIE, PENIS, ASS, COCKSUCKIN’
TITS, GLAND, ANAL SEX, BLOWJOB, PUSSY LICKIN’
SUCK, GAGGIN’, PISS, CUMMIN’, GANGBANG, MASTURBATIN’
TWAT, FACIAL, NIPPLE, ORGY, DEEPTHROAT AND ASS FUCKIN’
© 2006 Northern Redneck Music
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THE ALLEY DUKES celebrate the timeless vitality of primal rock’n’roll while restoring its original function: to strike fear and disgust into the hearts of parents and clergymen, and to inspire wild debauchery and superhuman feats of alcohol consumption in their fans…and that’s exactly why they draw a diverse crowd that isn’t restricted to the narrow confines of the rockabilly scene. ... more
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