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Northern Rednecks

by The Alley Dukes

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    This re-issued album contains three bonus tracks, from the same recording session and originally released on the Chokin' The Chicken EP in 2004.
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Your Sister 02:33
YOUR SISTER Words by: Laflamme and music by: Cartier, Laflamme I KINDA LIKE YOUR SISTER AND EVEN MORE THEN YOU AND I HOPE IT’S O.K. WITH YOU I ALWAYS WATCH HER CHANGING THROUGH THE WINDOW OF HER ROOM AND I HOPE IT’S O.K. WITH YOU I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THIS WITH YOU WELL, WHEN I SEE HER TANNING BY THE POOL I WANNA SEE HER NAKED BUT MY BIGGEST FANTASY, WITH YOUR SISTER IT’S TO GET LAID I KINDA LIKE YOUR SISTER AND YOUR MOTHER TOO! AND I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND THAT I DO I’M ALWAYS IN HER ROOM, YEAH! WHEN NO ONE’S THERE AND I HOPE IT’S O.K. WITH YOU ONCE I’M IN THERE I GO THROUGH HER UNDERWEAR AND I HOPE IT’S O.K. WITH YOU I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THIS WITH YOU WELL, WHEN I SEE HER TANNING BY THE POOL I WANNA SEE HER NAKED BUT MY BIGGEST FANTASY, WITH YOUR SISTER IT’S TO GET LAID I KINDA LIKE YOUR SISTER AND YOUR MOTHER TOO! AND I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND THAT I DO WELL, WHEN I SEE HER TANNING BY THE POOL I WANNA SEE HER NAKED BUT MY BIGGEST FANTASY, WITH YOUR SISTER IT’S TO GET LAID I KINDA LIKE YOUR SISTER AND YOUR MAMA TOO! AND I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND THAT I DO © 2004 Northern Redneck Music / Slappin’ Wild Music
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DRINKIN’ MY LIFE AWAY Words by: Laflamme and music by: Izbinsky, Cartier FOR DAYS AND DAYS I LOST MY MIND I DON’T KNOW WHERE, NO! WHERE I’M BOUND SINCE I LIFT MY DRUNK BODY FROM THE GROUND I KNOW THIS CURSE IS SO TRUE IT’S TIME FOR ME TO PAY THE DUES FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS I SEARCHED AROUND I DON’T KNOW WHERE, NO! WHERE I’M BOUND I DON’T REMEMBER ANYTHING FOR SO LONG I KNOW THIS CURSE IS SO TRUE IT’S TIME FOR ME TO PAY THE DUES I TOUCHED THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL I’M SICK OF BEING THE LIVING DEAD WHY DO I DRINK MY LIFE AWAY FOR YEARS AND YEARS I’M FALLING DOWN I DON’T KNOW WHERE, NO! WHERE I’M BOUND IN THE BOTTLE THAT’S ALL I EVER FOUND I KNOW THIS CURSE IS SO TRUE IT’S TIME FOR ME TO PAY THE DUES I TOUCHED THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL I’M SICK OF BEING THE LIVING DEAD WHY DO I DRINK MY LIFE AWAY FOR YEARS AND YEARS I’M FALLING DOWN I DON’T KNOW WHERE, NO! WHERE I’M BOUND IN THE BOTTLE THAT’S ALL I EVER FOUND I KNOW THIS CURSE IS SO TRUE IT’S TIME FOR ME TO PAY THE DUES I KNOW THIS CURSE IS SO TRUE IT’S TIME FOR ME TO PAY THE DUES I KNOW THIS CURSE IS SO TRUE IT’S TIME FOR ME …TO PAY THE DUES © 2004 Big Hollow Twang Music / Slappin’ Wild Music
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LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE Words and music by: Laflamme I GUESS YOU CAN TRY AND TRY BUT BABY PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T CRY OH NO! DARLIN’ I’M NOY THAT KINDA MAN AND YOU CAN TELL THE OTHER GALS THAT I PROMISED YOU THE WORLD BUT YOU KNEW BABY, I’M NOT THAT KINDA MAN DON’T BLAME FOR WHAT WE’VE DONE WE DID IT AND NOW I’M GONE YOU KNEW BABY THAT IT’D BE LIKE THAT I DON’T NEED A GIRL TO TIE ME DOWN I DON’T WANNA BE SOMEBODY’S OWN YOU KNEW BABY I’M NOT THAT KINDA CAT I NEVER SAID THAT I’LL BE YOUR MAN I NEVER SAID THAT ONE DAY I WOULD HOLD YOUR HAND I DON’T NEED A RELATIONSHIP I DON’T WANNA BE IN SOMEONE’S GRIP OH NO! DARLIN’ YOU SHOULD LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE I GUESS YOU CAN TRY AND TRY BUT BABY PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T CRY OH NO! DARLIN’ I’M NOY THAT KINDA MAN AND YOU CAN TELL THE OTHER GALS THAT I PROMISED YOU THE WORLD BUT YOU KNEW BABY, I’M NOT THAT KINDA MAN I NEVER SAID THAT I’LL BE YOUR MAN I NEVER SAID THAT ONE DAY I WOULD HOLD YOUR HAND I DON’T NEED A GIRL TO TIE ME DOWN I DON’T WANNA BE SOMEBODY’S OWN OH NO! DARLIN’ YOU SHOULD LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE I NEVER SAID THAT I’LL BE YOUR MAN I NEVER SAID THAT ONE DAY I WOULD HOLD YOUR HAND I DON’T NEED A GIRL TO TIE ME DOWN I DON’T WANNA BE SOMEBODY’S OWN OH NO! DARLIN’ YOU SHOULD LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE © 2003 Northern Redneck Music
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(AIN’T JUST) A WAY OUT Words and music by: Laflamme YOU ALWAYS BEEN A GREAT LOVER YOU ALWAYS DID WHATEVER I WANTED NOW IT’S TIME TO TAKE OVER AND DO SOMETHING WE NEVER DID I KEEP-A KNOCKIN’ ON YOUR BACKDOOR AND NO ANSWER EVER CAME I KEEP-A KNOCKIN’ ON YOUR BACKDOOR WOULD YOU EVER LET ME IN BABY AIN’T JUST A… YOU ALWAYS SAID ROUTINE IS BORING THAT YOU’RE WILLING TO TRY EVERYTHING WHY IS IT SO COMPLICATED? TO TRY SOMETHING WE NEVER DID I KEEP-A KNOCKIN’ ON YOUR BACKDOOR AND NO ANSWER EVER CAME I KEEP-A KNOCKIN’ ON YOUR BACKDOOR WOULD YOU EVER LET ME IN SHOULD I STOP TRYIN’? SHOULD I STOP ASKIN’ YOU? SHOULD I NEVER MENTION, SHOULD I NEVER THINK DOING SOMETHING THAT COULD HU-HURT YOU? DON’T BE SCARED HONEY, TRUST ME IT WON’T HURT BABY, PLEASE DON’T WORRY YOU KNOW DA-GREASE AIN’T JUST FOR HAIR WITHOUT IT SO HARD TO GET IN THERE I KEEP-A KNOCKIN’ ON YOUR BACKDOOR AND NO ANSWER EVER CAME I KEEP-A KNOCKIN’ ON YOUR BACKDOOR WOULD YOU EVER LET ME IN BABY AIN’T JUST A WAY OUT BABY AIN’T JUST A WAY OUT BABY AIN’T JUST A WAY OUT BABY AIN’T JUST A WAY OUT… © 2004 Northern Redneck Music
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SLIPPIN’ AND SLIDIN’ (IN YOU) Words and music by: Laflamme WELL, LET’S GO OUT TONIGHT FOR OUR FIRST DATE, TO THE DRIVE-IN SHOW BUT ALL YOU DID IS TO HOLD MY HAND AND SMILE AND THEN WE KISSED WELL, A SMILE MIGHT BE A SMILE AND A KISS MIGHT BE A KISS BUT IT AIN’T ENOUGH TO SATISFY ME LATER ON WE WENT TO YOUR PARENTS HOUSE WHILE THEY WERE OUT FOR THE NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN YOU HELD MY HAND AND GAVE ME A LITTLE KISS WELL, A SMILE MIGHT BE A SMILE AND A KISS MIGHT BE A KISS BUT IT AIN’T ENOUGH TO SATISFY ME OH HONEY! I CAN’T WAIT IT MIGHT BE THE FIRST DATE BUT IT AIN’T NO MATTER TO ME I WON’T TELL YOU NO LIE I WON’T BE SATISFIED ‘TIL I’M SLIPPIN’ AND SLIDIN’… IN YOU! WELL, LET’S GO OUT TONIGHT FOR OUR FIRST DATE, TO THE DRIVE-IN SHOW BUT ALL YOU DID IS TO HOLD MY HAND AND SMILE AND THEN WE KISSED WELL, A SMILE MIGHT BE A SMILE AND A KISS MIGHT BE A KISS BUT IT AIN’T ENOUGH TO SATISFY ME OH HONEY! I CAN’T WAIT IT MIGHT BE THE FIRST DATE BUT IT AIN’T NO MATTER TO ME I WON’T TELL YOU NO LIE I WON’T BE SATISFIED ‘TIL I’M SLIPPIN’ AND SLIDIN’… IN YOU! © 2004 Northern Redneck Music
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CHANGE MY WAY Words and music by: Laflamme KELLY DON’T LIKE THE WAY I WALK AND SHELLY DON’T LIKE THE WAY I TALK PEGGY DON’T LIKE THE WAY I COMB MY HAIR AND BETTY DON’T LIKE THE CLOTHES I WEAR WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M SUPPOSED TO DO I AIN’T GONNA CHANGE MYSELF FOR YOU KELLY, SHELLY YOU’RE SO SQUARE PEGGY, BETTY YOU DON’T DARE AMY, SANDY YOU AIN’T FAIR ALLY, SUZIE WELL, I DON’T CARE I AM THE WAY I AM AND NO GALS ARE GONNA CHANGE MY WAY AMY DON’T LIKE THE FRIENDS I HAVE AND SANDY DON’T LIKE THE WAY I JIVE ALLY DON’T LIKE EVERYTHING I SAY AND SUZIE DON’T LIKE ME ANYWAY WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M SUPPOSED TO DO I AIN’T GONNA CHANGE MYSELF FOR YOU KELLY, SHELLY YOU’RE SO SQUARE PEGGY, BETTY YOU DON’T DARE AMY, SANDY YOU AIN’T FAIR ALLY, SUZIE WELL, I DON’T CARE I AM THE WAY I AM AND NO GALS ARE GONNA CHANGE MY WAY KELLY, SHELLY YOU’RE SO SQUARE PEGGY, BETTY YOU DON’T DARE AMY, SANDY YOU AIN’T FAIR ALLY, SUZIE WELL, I DON’T CARE I AM THE WAY I AM AND NO GALS ARE GONNA CHANGE MY WAY © 2003 Northern Redneck Music
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SHE GAVE ME AN ITCH Words by: Laflamme, Izbinsky and Music by: Cartier SHE RAN AWAY AND IT’S STILL BURNS! SHE USED TO SAY THAT SHE LOVES ME I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE ONE I WOULD’VE KILL, I WOULD’VE DIE MY HEART BURNT LIKE A SUN BUT NOW I HEARD SO MANY STORIES AND I IGNORED ‘EM ALL SOME SAID SHE WAS SO LOSE AND MAYBE BOUND TO FALL… BOUND TO FALL AND I FEEL THAT ITCH IS COMING BACK AGAIN OH YEAH! IS THERE A LOTION I CAN TRY? AND I FEEL THAT ITCH IS COMING BACK AGAIN AND MY SKIN IS GOING RED AND DRY NOW I GOT A LITTLE SOMETHIN’ TO REMEMBER YOU BY ‘CAUSE THAT ITCH IS COMING BACK AGAIN SHE USED TO SAY THAT SHE LOVES ME I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE ONE I WOULD’VE KILL, I WOULD’VE DIE MY HEART BURNT LIKE A SUN BUT NOW I HEARD SO MANY STORIES AND I IGNORED ‘EM ALL SOME SAID SHE WAS SO LOSE AND MAYBE BOUND TO FALL… BOUND TO FALL AND I FEEL THAT ITCH IS COMING BACK AGAIN OH YEAH! IS THERE A LOTION I CAN TRY? AND I FEEL THAT ITCH IS COMING BACK AGAIN AND MY SKIN IS GOING RED AND DRY NOW I GOT A LITTLE SOMETHIN’ TO REMEMBER YOU BY ‘CAUSE THAT ITCH IS COMING BACK AGAIN © 2004 Slappin’ Wild Music
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Black Magic 02:16
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Johnny D. 02:28
JOHNNY D. Words by: Laflamme, Izbinsky and Music by: Laflamme OH! JOHNNY D., OH! JOHNNY D. IS IN THE CLOSET AND THINKS THAT NO ONE KNOWS OH! JOHNNY D., OH! JOHNNY D. AT NIGHT HIS BUTTERFLY WINGS UNFOLD EVERYTIME THAT HE’S ALONE HE LOOKS AT HIS REFLECTION DANCING AND WEARING WOMEN’S CLOTHES HE TRY TO HIDE THAT FEMININE SIDE BUT HE CAN TRY AND TRY TRACES OF MAKE-UP CANNOT LIE OH! JOHNNY D., OH! JOHNNY D. WHAT HE TRY TO HIDE AIN’T A SECRET TO NO ONE OH! JOHNNY D., OH! JOHNNY D. IS IN THE CLOSET AND THINKS THAT NO ONE KNOWS OH! JOHNNY D., OH! JOHNNY D. AT NIGHT HIS BUTTERFLY WINGS UNFOLD HE LIKES TO HANG OUT AT THE GYM AND SHOWER WITH THE BOYS THEY WONDER WHY HE SHAVES DOWN THERE HE TRY TO HIDE THAT FEMININE SIDE BUT HE CAN TRY AND TRY TRACES OF MAKE-UP CANNOT LIE OH! JOHNNY D., OH! JOHNNY D. WHAT HE TRY TO HIDE AIN’T A SECRET TO NO ONE OH! JOHNNY D., OH! JOHNNY D. WHAT HE TRY TO HIDE AIN’T A SECRET TO NO ONE WHAT HE TRY TO HIDE AIN’T A SECRET TO NO ONE WHAT HE TRY TO HIDE AIN’T A SECRET TO NO ONE © 2004 Northern Redneck Music
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Endless Road 03:27
ENDLESS ROAD Words and music by: Laflamme WELL YOU KNOW IF I LEFT IT AIN’T BEACAUSE OF YOU BUT IN TOWN NUTHIN’ SEEMS TO WORK FOR ME I HAVE CHEATED AND I LIED BUT NOW I REALIZE HURTING YOU WAS THE WORST THING I’VE DONE SO I WONDER…AIN’T IT RIGHT AND I WONDER…AM I RIGHT AM I JUST A SELFISH MAN THAT THINKS HE’S THE ONLY ONE IN PAIN MAYBE IF I’D CARE ‘BOUT YOU I WOULD STAY AND FIGHT MY PAIN AWAY NOW ON THIS ENDLESS ROAD TEARS ARE FILLIN’ MY EYES AND DARKNESS IS COVERING MY LIFE FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I’VE DONE I KNOW I DON’T DESERVE YOU YOU WILL NEVER SUFFER ANYMORE SO I WONDER…AIN’T IT RIGHT AND I WONDER…AM I RIGHT AM I JUST A SELFISH MAN THAT THINKS HE’S THE ONLY ONE IN PAIN MAYBE IF I’D CARE ‘BOUT YOU I WOULD STAY AND FIGHT MY PAIN AWAY SO I WONDER…AIN’T IT RIGHT AND I WONDER…AM I RIGHT AM I JUST A SELFISH MAN THAT THINKS HE’S THE ONLY ONE IN PAIN MAYBE IF I’D CARE ‘BOUT YOU I WOULD STAY AND FIGHT MY PAIN AWAY © 2003 Northern Redneck Music
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CHOKIN’ THE CHICKEN Words by: izbinsky and Music by: Laflamme CLUCK! CLUCK! CLUCK! MOOOOOOOO! COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO! BAAAAW! BAAAAAAAAAW! (INBRED NOISE) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MOO! CLUCK! CLUCK! CLUCK! MOOOOOOOOOOOO! BAAAAAWW! (INBRED NOISE) COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO! COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO! © 2004 Northern Redneck music
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The Alley Dukes first album. Originally released in 2005. Re-released in 2014 with bonus track

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released October 1, 2005

Produced by Denis Brochu & the Alley Dukes
Recorded by Rene Garcia at le Beatbox Studio, May 23-24, 2004
Mixed by Rene Garcia Aug 7 & 14, 2004

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The Alley Dukes Montreal, Québec

THE ALLEY DUKES celebrate the timeless vitality of primal rock’n’roll while restoring its original function: to strike fear and disgust into the hearts of parents and clergymen, and to inspire wild debauchery and superhuman feats of alcohol consumption in their fans…and that’s exactly why they draw a diverse crowd that isn’t restricted to the narrow confines of the rockabilly scene. ... more

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