Northern Rednecks

by The Alley Dukes

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The Alley Dukes first album. Originally released in 2005. Re-released in 2014 with bonus track

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released October 1, 2005

Produced by Denis Brochu & the Alley Dukes
Recorded by Rene Garcia at le Beatbox Studio, May 23-24, 2004
Mixed by Rene Garcia Aug 7 & 14, 2004

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The Alley Dukes Montreal, Québec

THE ALLEY DUKES celebrate the timeless vitality of primal rock’n’roll while restoring its original function: to strike fear and disgust into the hearts of parents and clergymen, and to inspire wild debauchery and superhuman feats of alcohol consumption in their fans…and that’s exactly why they draw a diverse crowd that isn’t restricted to the narrow confines of the rockabilly scene. ... more

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Track Name: Your Sister
YOUR SISTER
Words by: Laflamme and music by: Cartier, Laflamme

I KINDA LIKE YOUR SISTER
AND EVEN MORE THEN YOU
AND I HOPE IT’S O.K. WITH YOU
I ALWAYS WATCH HER CHANGING
THROUGH THE WINDOW OF HER ROOM
AND I HOPE IT’S O.K. WITH YOU
I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THIS WITH YOU

WELL, WHEN I SEE HER TANNING BY THE POOL
I WANNA SEE HER NAKED
BUT MY BIGGEST FANTASY, WITH YOUR SISTER
IT’S TO GET LAID

I KINDA LIKE YOUR SISTER
AND YOUR MOTHER TOO!
AND I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND THAT I DO

I’M ALWAYS IN HER ROOM, YEAH!
WHEN NO ONE’S THERE
AND I HOPE IT’S O.K. WITH YOU
ONCE I’M IN THERE I GO THROUGH
HER UNDERWEAR
AND I HOPE IT’S O.K. WITH YOU
I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THIS WITH YOU

WELL, WHEN I SEE HER TANNING BY THE POOL
I WANNA SEE HER NAKED
BUT MY BIGGEST FANTASY, WITH YOUR SISTER
IT’S TO GET LAID

I KINDA LIKE YOUR SISTER
AND YOUR MOTHER TOO!
AND I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND THAT I DO

WELL, WHEN I SEE HER TANNING BY THE POOL
I WANNA SEE HER NAKED
BUT MY BIGGEST FANTASY, WITH YOUR SISTER
IT’S TO GET LAID

I KINDA LIKE YOUR SISTER
AND YOUR MAMA TOO!
AND I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND THAT I DO

© 2004 Northern Redneck Music / Slappin’ Wild Music
Track Name: Drinkin' My Life Away
DRINKIN’ MY LIFE AWAY
Words by: Laflamme and music by: Izbinsky, Cartier

FOR DAYS AND DAYS I LOST MY MIND
I DON’T KNOW WHERE, NO! WHERE I’M BOUND
SINCE I LIFT MY DRUNK BODY FROM THE GROUND
I KNOW THIS CURSE IS SO TRUE
IT’S TIME FOR ME TO PAY THE DUES

FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS I SEARCHED AROUND
I DON’T KNOW WHERE, NO! WHERE I’M BOUND
I DON’T REMEMBER ANYTHING FOR SO LONG
I KNOW THIS CURSE IS SO TRUE
IT’S TIME FOR ME TO PAY THE DUES

I TOUCHED THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
I’M SICK OF BEING THE LIVING DEAD
WHY DO I DRINK MY LIFE AWAY

FOR YEARS AND YEARS I’M FALLING DOWN
I DON’T KNOW WHERE, NO! WHERE I’M BOUND
IN THE BOTTLE THAT’S ALL I EVER FOUND
I KNOW THIS CURSE IS SO TRUE
IT’S TIME FOR ME TO PAY THE DUES

I TOUCHED THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
I’M SICK OF BEING THE LIVING DEAD
WHY DO I DRINK MY LIFE AWAY

FOR YEARS AND YEARS I’M FALLING DOWN
I DON’T KNOW WHERE, NO! WHERE I’M BOUND
IN THE BOTTLE THAT’S ALL I EVER FOUND
I KNOW THIS CURSE IS SO TRUE
IT’S TIME FOR ME TO PAY THE DUES
I KNOW THIS CURSE IS SO TRUE
IT’S TIME FOR ME TO PAY THE DUES
I KNOW THIS CURSE IS SO TRUE
IT’S TIME FOR ME …TO PAY THE DUES

© 2004 Big Hollow Twang Music / Slappin’ Wild Music
Track Name: Look Somewhere Else
LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE
Words and music by: Laflamme

I GUESS YOU CAN TRY AND TRY
BUT BABY PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T CRY
OH NO! DARLIN’ I’M NOY THAT KINDA MAN
AND YOU CAN TELL THE OTHER GALS
THAT I PROMISED YOU THE WORLD
BUT YOU KNEW BABY, I’M NOT THAT KINDA MAN

DON’T BLAME FOR WHAT WE’VE DONE
WE DID IT AND NOW I’M GONE
YOU KNEW BABY THAT IT’D BE LIKE THAT
I DON’T NEED A GIRL TO TIE ME DOWN
I DON’T WANNA BE SOMEBODY’S OWN
YOU KNEW BABY I’M NOT THAT KINDA CAT

I NEVER SAID THAT I’LL BE YOUR MAN
I NEVER SAID THAT ONE DAY I WOULD HOLD YOUR HAND
I DON’T NEED A RELATIONSHIP
I DON’T WANNA BE IN SOMEONE’S GRIP
OH NO! DARLIN’ YOU SHOULD LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE

I GUESS YOU CAN TRY AND TRY
BUT BABY PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T CRY
OH NO! DARLIN’ I’M NOY THAT KINDA MAN
AND YOU CAN TELL THE OTHER GALS
THAT I PROMISED YOU THE WORLD
BUT YOU KNEW BABY, I’M NOT THAT KINDA MAN

I NEVER SAID THAT I’LL BE YOUR MAN
I NEVER SAID THAT ONE DAY I WOULD HOLD YOUR HAND
I DON’T NEED A GIRL TO TIE ME DOWN
I DON’T WANNA BE SOMEBODY’S OWN
OH NO! DARLIN’ YOU SHOULD LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE

I NEVER SAID THAT I’LL BE YOUR MAN
I NEVER SAID THAT ONE DAY I WOULD HOLD YOUR HAND
I DON’T NEED A GIRL TO TIE ME DOWN
I DON’T WANNA BE SOMEBODY’S OWN
OH NO! DARLIN’ YOU SHOULD LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE

© 2003 Northern Redneck Music
Track Name: (Ain't Just) A Way Out
(AIN’T JUST) A WAY OUT
Words and music by: Laflamme

YOU ALWAYS BEEN A GREAT LOVER
YOU ALWAYS DID WHATEVER I WANTED
NOW IT’S TIME TO TAKE OVER
AND DO SOMETHING WE NEVER DID

I KEEP-A KNOCKIN’ ON YOUR BACKDOOR
AND NO ANSWER EVER CAME
I KEEP-A KNOCKIN’ ON YOUR BACKDOOR
WOULD YOU EVER LET ME IN
BABY AIN’T JUST A…

YOU ALWAYS SAID ROUTINE IS BORING
THAT YOU’RE WILLING TO TRY EVERYTHING
WHY IS IT SO COMPLICATED?
TO TRY SOMETHING WE NEVER DID

I KEEP-A KNOCKIN’ ON YOUR BACKDOOR
AND NO ANSWER EVER CAME
I KEEP-A KNOCKIN’ ON YOUR BACKDOOR
WOULD YOU EVER LET ME IN

SHOULD I STOP TRYIN’?
SHOULD I STOP ASKIN’ YOU?
SHOULD I NEVER MENTION,
SHOULD I NEVER THINK DOING SOMETHING
THAT COULD HU-HURT YOU?

DON’T BE SCARED HONEY, TRUST ME
IT WON’T HURT BABY, PLEASE DON’T WORRY
YOU KNOW DA-GREASE AIN’T JUST FOR HAIR
WITHOUT IT SO HARD TO GET IN THERE

I KEEP-A KNOCKIN’ ON YOUR BACKDOOR
AND NO ANSWER EVER CAME
I KEEP-A KNOCKIN’ ON YOUR BACKDOOR
WOULD YOU EVER LET ME IN
BABY AIN’T JUST A WAY OUT
BABY AIN’T JUST A WAY OUT
BABY AIN’T JUST A WAY OUT
BABY AIN’T JUST A WAY OUT…

© 2004 Northern Redneck Music
Track Name: Slippin' And Slidin' (In You)
SLIPPIN’ AND SLIDIN’ (IN YOU)
Words and music by: Laflamme

WELL, LET’S GO OUT TONIGHT
FOR OUR FIRST DATE, TO THE DRIVE-IN SHOW
BUT ALL YOU DID IS TO HOLD MY HAND
AND SMILE AND THEN WE KISSED

WELL, A SMILE MIGHT BE A SMILE
AND A KISS MIGHT BE A KISS
BUT IT AIN’T ENOUGH TO SATISFY ME

LATER ON WE WENT TO YOUR PARENTS HOUSE
WHILE THEY WERE OUT FOR THE NIGHT
AND THEN AGAIN YOU HELD MY HAND
AND GAVE ME A LITTLE KISS

WELL, A SMILE MIGHT BE A SMILE
AND A KISS MIGHT BE A KISS
BUT IT AIN’T ENOUGH TO SATISFY ME

OH HONEY! I CAN’T WAIT
IT MIGHT BE THE FIRST DATE
BUT IT AIN’T NO MATTER TO ME
I WON’T TELL YOU NO LIE
I WON’T BE SATISFIED
‘TIL I’M SLIPPIN’ AND SLIDIN’… IN YOU!

WELL, LET’S GO OUT TONIGHT
FOR OUR FIRST DATE, TO THE DRIVE-IN SHOW
BUT ALL YOU DID IS TO HOLD MY HAND
AND SMILE AND THEN WE KISSED

WELL, A SMILE MIGHT BE A SMILE
AND A KISS MIGHT BE A KISS
BUT IT AIN’T ENOUGH TO SATISFY ME

OH HONEY! I CAN’T WAIT
IT MIGHT BE THE FIRST DATE
BUT IT AIN’T NO MATTER TO ME
I WON’T TELL YOU NO LIE
I WON’T BE SATISFIED
‘TIL I’M SLIPPIN’ AND SLIDIN’… IN YOU!

© 2004 Northern Redneck Music
Track Name: Change My Way
CHANGE MY WAY
Words and music by: Laflamme

KELLY DON’T LIKE THE WAY I WALK AND
SHELLY DON’T LIKE THE WAY I TALK
PEGGY DON’T LIKE THE WAY I COMB MY HAIR AND
BETTY DON’T LIKE THE CLOTHES I WEAR
WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M SUPPOSED TO DO
I AIN’T GONNA CHANGE MYSELF FOR YOU

KELLY, SHELLY YOU’RE SO SQUARE
PEGGY, BETTY YOU DON’T DARE
AMY, SANDY YOU AIN’T FAIR
ALLY, SUZIE WELL, I DON’T CARE
I AM THE WAY I AM AND NO GALS ARE GONNA CHANGE MY WAY

AMY DON’T LIKE THE FRIENDS I HAVE AND
SANDY DON’T LIKE THE WAY I JIVE
ALLY DON’T LIKE EVERYTHING I SAY AND
SUZIE DON’T LIKE ME ANYWAY
WHAT DO YOU THINK I’M SUPPOSED TO DO
I AIN’T GONNA CHANGE MYSELF FOR YOU

KELLY, SHELLY YOU’RE SO SQUARE
PEGGY, BETTY YOU DON’T DARE
AMY, SANDY YOU AIN’T FAIR
ALLY, SUZIE WELL, I DON’T CARE
I AM THE WAY I AM AND NO GALS ARE GONNA CHANGE MY WAY

KELLY, SHELLY YOU’RE SO SQUARE
PEGGY, BETTY YOU DON’T DARE
AMY, SANDY YOU AIN’T FAIR
ALLY, SUZIE WELL, I DON’T CARE
I AM THE WAY I AM AND NO GALS ARE GONNA CHANGE MY WAY

© 2003 Northern Redneck Music
Track Name: She Gave Me An Itch
SHE GAVE ME AN ITCH
Words by: Laflamme, Izbinsky and Music by: Cartier

SHE RAN AWAY AND IT’S STILL BURNS!

SHE USED TO SAY THAT SHE LOVES ME
I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE ONE
I WOULD’VE KILL, I WOULD’VE DIE
MY HEART BURNT LIKE A SUN
BUT NOW I HEARD SO MANY STORIES
AND I IGNORED ‘EM ALL
SOME SAID SHE WAS SO LOSE
AND MAYBE BOUND TO FALL… BOUND TO FALL

AND I FEEL THAT ITCH IS COMING BACK AGAIN
OH YEAH! IS THERE A LOTION I CAN TRY?
AND I FEEL THAT ITCH IS COMING BACK AGAIN
AND MY SKIN IS GOING RED AND DRY
NOW I GOT A LITTLE SOMETHIN’ TO REMEMBER YOU BY
‘CAUSE THAT ITCH IS COMING BACK AGAIN

SHE USED TO SAY THAT SHE LOVES ME
I THOUGHT SHE WAS THE ONE
I WOULD’VE KILL, I WOULD’VE DIE
MY HEART BURNT LIKE A SUN
BUT NOW I HEARD SO MANY STORIES
AND I IGNORED ‘EM ALL
SOME SAID SHE WAS SO LOSE
AND MAYBE BOUND TO FALL… BOUND TO FALL

AND I FEEL THAT ITCH IS COMING BACK AGAIN
OH YEAH! IS THERE A LOTION I CAN TRY?
AND I FEEL THAT ITCH IS COMING BACK AGAIN
AND MY SKIN IS GOING RED AND DRY
NOW I GOT A LITTLE SOMETHIN’ TO REMEMBER YOU BY
‘CAUSE THAT ITCH IS COMING BACK AGAIN

© 2004 Slappin’ Wild Music
Track Name: Johnny D.
JOHNNY D.
Words by: Laflamme, Izbinsky and Music by: Laflamme

OH! JOHNNY D., OH! JOHNNY D.
IS IN THE CLOSET AND THINKS THAT NO ONE KNOWS
OH! JOHNNY D., OH! JOHNNY D.
AT NIGHT HIS BUTTERFLY WINGS UNFOLD

EVERYTIME THAT HE’S ALONE
HE LOOKS AT HIS REFLECTION
DANCING AND WEARING WOMEN’S CLOTHES
HE TRY TO HIDE THAT FEMININE SIDE
BUT HE CAN TRY AND TRY
TRACES OF MAKE-UP CANNOT LIE

OH! JOHNNY D., OH! JOHNNY D.
WHAT HE TRY TO HIDE AIN’T A SECRET TO NO ONE

OH! JOHNNY D., OH! JOHNNY D.
IS IN THE CLOSET AND THINKS THAT NO ONE KNOWS
OH! JOHNNY D., OH! JOHNNY D.
AT NIGHT HIS BUTTERFLY WINGS UNFOLD

HE LIKES TO HANG OUT AT THE GYM
AND SHOWER WITH THE BOYS
THEY WONDER WHY HE SHAVES DOWN THERE
HE TRY TO HIDE THAT FEMININE SIDE
BUT HE CAN TRY AND TRY
TRACES OF MAKE-UP CANNOT LIE

OH! JOHNNY D., OH! JOHNNY D.
WHAT HE TRY TO HIDE AIN’T A SECRET TO NO ONE

OH! JOHNNY D., OH! JOHNNY D.
WHAT HE TRY TO HIDE AIN’T A SECRET TO NO ONE
WHAT HE TRY TO HIDE AIN’T A SECRET TO NO ONE
WHAT HE TRY TO HIDE AIN’T A SECRET TO NO ONE

© 2004 Northern Redneck Music
Track Name: Endless Road
ENDLESS ROAD
Words and music by: Laflamme

WELL YOU KNOW IF I LEFT IT AIN’T BEACAUSE OF YOU
BUT IN TOWN NUTHIN’ SEEMS TO WORK FOR ME
I HAVE CHEATED AND I LIED BUT NOW I REALIZE
HURTING YOU WAS THE WORST THING I’VE DONE

SO I WONDER…AIN’T IT RIGHT
AND I WONDER…AM I RIGHT
AM I JUST A SELFISH MAN
THAT THINKS HE’S THE ONLY ONE IN PAIN
MAYBE IF I’D CARE ‘BOUT YOU
I WOULD STAY AND FIGHT MY PAIN AWAY

NOW ON THIS ENDLESS ROAD TEARS ARE FILLIN’ MY EYES
AND DARKNESS IS COVERING MY LIFE
FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I’VE DONE I KNOW I DON’T DESERVE YOU
YOU WILL NEVER SUFFER ANYMORE

SO I WONDER…AIN’T IT RIGHT
AND I WONDER…AM I RIGHT
AM I JUST A SELFISH MAN
THAT THINKS HE’S THE ONLY ONE IN PAIN
MAYBE IF I’D CARE ‘BOUT YOU
I WOULD STAY AND FIGHT MY PAIN AWAY

SO I WONDER…AIN’T IT RIGHT
AND I WONDER…AM I RIGHT
AM I JUST A SELFISH MAN
THAT THINKS HE’S THE ONLY ONE IN PAIN
MAYBE IF I’D CARE ‘BOUT YOU
I WOULD STAY AND FIGHT MY PAIN AWAY

© 2003 Northern Redneck Music
Track Name: Chokin' The Chicken
CHOKIN’ THE CHICKEN
Words by: izbinsky and Music by: Laflamme

CLUCK! CLUCK! CLUCK!
MOOOOOOOO!
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!
BAAAAW!
BAAAAAAAAAW!
(INBRED NOISE)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MOO!
CLUCK! CLUCK! CLUCK!
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BAAAAAWW!
(INBRED NOISE)
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!

© 2004 Northern Redneck music