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If This Ain't Rockabilly​.​.​.​You Can Suck My Balls!

from The Alley Dukes Go Back To College! by The Alley Dukes

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IF THIS AIN’T ROCKABILLY… YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!
Words by: Laflamme & Izbinsky and music by: Laflamme

I AIN’T GONNA SING ABOUT A CADILLAC
AND I AIN’T GONNA PRETEND THAT I ROCK ALL NIGHT
NO I AIN’T GONNA SING ABOUT A STUPID RUMBLE
AND I’M SICK OF THOSE SONGS ABOUT HOT-RODS
IF THIS AIN’T ROCKABILLY… YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!

I AIN’T GONNA SING ABOUT A LONESOME TRAIN
AND I AIN’T GONNA SAY THAT I’M A GAMBLIN’ MAN
NO I DON’T CARE ABOUT MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE
AND DRINKIN’ MARTINIS AIN’T COOL TO ME
IF THIS AIN’T ROCKABILLY… YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT BETTY PAGE
SHE AIN’T SEXY AND DANCES LIKE A HORNY COW
DON’T WANNA BE A PART OF YOUR FASHION PARADE
LEAVE ME OUT OF IT ‘CAUSE YOU’RE ALL GAY

I AIN’T GONNA SING ABOUT A CADILLAC
AND I AIN’T GONNA PRETEND THAT I ROCK ALL NIGHT
NO I AIN’T GONNA SING ABOUT A STUPID RUMBLE
AND I’M SICK OF THOSE SONGS ABOUT HOT-RODS
IF THIS AIN’T ROCKABILLY… YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT BETTY PAGE
SHE AIN’T SEXY AND DANCES LIKE A HORNY COW
DON’T WANNA BE A PART OF YOUR FASHION PARADE
LEAVE ME OUT OF IT ‘CAUSE YOU’RE ALL GAY

I AIN’T GONNA SING ABOUT A LONESOME TRAIN
AND I AIN’T GONNA SAY THAT I’M A GAMBLIN’ MAN
NO I DON’T CARE ABOUT MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE
AND DRINKIN’ MARTINIS AIN’T COOL TO ME
IF THIS AIN’T ROCKABILLY… YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!
IF THIS AIN’T ROCKABILLY… YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!
IF THIS AIN’T ROCKABILLY… YOU CAN SUCK MY BALLS!

© 2006 Northern Redneck Music

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from The Alley Dukes Go Back To College!, released January 1, 2007
Words by: Laflamme & Izbinsky and music by: Laflamme
© 2006 Northern Redneck Music

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The Alley Dukes Montreal, Québec

THE ALLEY DUKES celebrate the timeless vitality of primal rock’n’roll while restoring its original function: to strike fear and disgust into the hearts of parents and clergymen, and to inspire wild debauchery and superhuman feats of alcohol consumption in their fans…and that’s exactly why they draw a diverse crowd that isn’t restricted to the narrow confines of the rockabilly scene. ... more

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