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SHAVE THAT POODLE
Words by: Laflamme, Izbinsky and Music by: Laflamme

WHEN I UNDRESS YOU AND I LOOK DOWN THERE
DON’T WANNA SEE THE NEIGHBOR’S DOG
WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE THE POODLE FROM NEXT DOOR
YOU KNOW YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG

JUST THE OTHER DAY WELL I MET SOME GIRL
WITH ENORMOUS BREASTS
BUT BETWEEN HER LEGS IT WAS SO GROSS
IT LOOKED LIKE A SPIDER’S NEST

AND I SAY
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
I WANT TO SHAVE THAT POODLE AWAY

MAYBE IN THE 50’s THEY LIKED TO PET
THOSE SHORT CURLY HAIR
FIFTY YEARS LATER WE DON’T WANNA PLAY
WITH WHAT LOOKS LIKE AN ANIMAL’S LAIR

AND WHEN YOU SEE ME WITH MY RAZOR BLADE
PLEASE DON’T YOU BE AFRAID
YOU KNOW I DON’T WANT TO HURT YOU BABY
I JUST WANT TO SEE THAT POODLE SHAVED

AND I SAY
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
I WANT TO SHAVE THAT POODLE AWAY

WHEN I UNDRESS YOU AND I LOOK DOWN THERE
DON’T WANNA SEE THE NEIGHBOR’S DOG
WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE THE POODLE FROM NEXT DOOR
YOU KNOW YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG

AND WHEN YOU SEE ME WITH MY RAZOR BLADE
PLEASE DON’T YOU BE AFRAID
YOU KNOW I DON’T WANT TO HURT YOU BABY
I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU SHAVED DOWN THERE

AND I SAY
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE¬
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
HEY BABE! SHAVE THAT POODLE
I WANT TO SHAVE THAT POODLE AWAY

© 2006 Northern Redneck Music

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from The Alley Dukes Go Back To College!, released January 1, 2007
Words by: Laflamme, Izbinsky and Music by: Laflamme
© 2006 Northern Redneck Music

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The Alley Dukes Montreal, Québec

THE ALLEY DUKES celebrate the timeless vitality of primal rock’n’roll while restoring its original function: to strike fear and disgust into the hearts of parents and clergymen, and to inspire wild debauchery and superhuman feats of alcohol consumption in their fans…and that’s exactly why they draw a diverse crowd that isn’t restricted to the narrow confines of the rockabilly scene. ... more

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